Detectives from the New York Police Department are looking to interview Hillary Clinton in the death of former President Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana Trump. Ivana allegedly slipped and fell in what the coroner says was an accident. Detectives, however, feel they have to work every lead, and they got a tip that Clinton may have been involved.
“At first we were skeptical, because…why?” asked Detective Joe Barron, “Why would Hillary Clinton order such a thing?” The Clintons were safely at home in Westchester when Ms. Trump died, so any involvement would have had to be by her hit squad. “We remembered who we’re talking about here and the string of bodies that have little to do with her other than a mention or a glance. This could very well just be spite. It’s not hard to push an old woman down the stairs and pretend she fell.”
President Trump reiterated that he’s sad that Ivana is gone, and he’s relieved that the investigation isn’t looking at him. “She didn’t die by gunshot on 5th Avenue” he joked. Everyone laughed. If you’d like to contribute to the 2024 campaign, visit his website or TruthSocial.
Detectives say they know it’s not an easy road to charge a Clinton with a crime, but it’s one they feel they have to go down. Please pray for their safety.
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